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These are Tilly-Bear's top 30 picks of the dumbest news headlines that have ever appeared in a newspaper - in no particular order:

• Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
• Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
• Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
• Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
• Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
• Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
• Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
• Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
• Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
• Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood
• Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
• Eye Drops Off Shelf
• Teachers Strike Idle Kids
• Arson Suspect Held In Massachusetts Fire
• Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
• Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
• Miners Refuse To Work After Death
• Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
• Stolen Painting Found By Tree
• Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
• Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
• Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
• War Dims Hope For Peace
• New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
• Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
• Deer Kill 17,000
• Enfields Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
• Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
• Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
• Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge

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